Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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my mother invented a family insult...
once upon a time, watching the football on the telly, she got wound up by a particular player who was, to be fair, having a particularly bad day.
bless, her, she got a bit confused, and and screamed out 'you... you... dickbean!'
still got no idea what the hell she was thinking of, but if ever need to get a word in edgeways we just call her a dickbean these days. usually works quite well.
( , Fri 5 Oct 2007, 17:35, Reply)
once upon a time, watching the football on the telly, she got wound up by a particular player who was, to be fair, having a particularly bad day.
bless, her, she got a bit confused, and and screamed out 'you... you... dickbean!'
still got no idea what the hell she was thinking of, but if ever need to get a word in edgeways we just call her a dickbean these days. usually works quite well.
( , Fri 5 Oct 2007, 17:35, Reply)
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