Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Errrm
I once got harangued by a girl for buying her mate a drink but not her.
"I want to get into your mate's knickers, not yours" I pointed out.
"You've no chance of getting into my knickers anyway, I wouldn't fuck you if you paid me", the harpie retorted.
"I'd rather have a wank", I said.
Still not entirely sure who came out best from that exchange.
( , Fri 5 Oct 2007, 17:36, Reply)
I once got harangued by a girl for buying her mate a drink but not her.
"I want to get into your mate's knickers, not yours" I pointed out.
"You've no chance of getting into my knickers anyway, I wouldn't fuck you if you paid me", the harpie retorted.
"I'd rather have a wank", I said.
Still not entirely sure who came out best from that exchange.
( , Fri 5 Oct 2007, 17:36, Reply)
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