InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Inventing insultsis actually pretty easy. (Words, I mean, not actual concepts.) Most of what I've seen on here- fucknuckle and the like- use a simple formula: take a sexual or scatological term, add an unlikely random noun, and voila! Comedy gold. Chimney-arse fanny ferret, for instance.
I much prefer the conceptual insults. "Some people bring joy wherever they go; others bring joy whenever they go." You can't get much better than that...
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 18:04,
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