InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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"GOTH SEX"When the other half and i were just dating we went out to a "fancy dress nightclub", well that's what i was told anyway...
the theme, i was told would be "dirrty goff types"
So dressed in blacker than black clothes with black trim and value added black, we proceed to said nightclub/bar type place.
insults incurred en route:
greebo / goth / freak / Mr happy etc... you know, the normal things we all yell at dirty goths.
untill one young lad on a bmx ends it all with
"GOTH SEX!"
the girlfriend looks confused then smirked while i collapse onto a car in a fit of giggles, goth sex? is that an insult? could be a compliment... even a request!
Unfortunately he'd disappeared before I regained my composure enough to think of any sort of comeback,
Oh well, he made me laugh - I'll forgive him.
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Coventry, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 18:33,
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