InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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last weeki was waiting for a bus, when this absolute minger walks past. we can't stand each other. she thought i couldn't see her giving me the v's behind my back, but i saw her reflection in the bus shelter window. i turned round and told her to fuck off, to which she replied "you fat bitch, don't tell me to fuck off! anyway, you're just making a show of yourself!"
i gave her a very nasty up-and-down look and replied in my mildest tone: "i'm making a show of myself? please, you do that every time you step out of your front door. oxfam is not a designer label." this got more than a few giggles from the people at the bus stop, which annoyed her even more. red in the face and muttering to herself, she stormed off.
it felt good.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 18:34,
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