InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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My fave insults come from my gorgeous husband......Just last night, we got ourselves settled in bed, the leccy blanket was on so we were nice and snug, got into a nice position and was just dropping off to sleep when I remembered the camera batteries needed recharging (which he had promised and forgot to do earlier) so I prod him and remind him. He heaves himself out of bed and walks out of the room muttering "flange licking, cock sucking, arse wanking, knob jockey" Not sure if it was directed at me or at having to get back out of a cosy bed, but I can assure you i'm not even half of those things!
He will also describe anything he doesnt like or isnt happy with a "rancideous pile of sweaty donkey bollocks".
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randomwomanwholikespink, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 18:44,
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