Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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partial pearost, from another question
the inspiration came from a cute but dim tv presenter as aired previously many years before, but still lurking in the archives of my head.
A dim plump girl with a huge crush became a pain, I tried gently to dissuade her, I didnt mind the plump, it was the dim that turned me off and the dogged persistence. ( oops I said dogged)
NO i`m not going home with you and I`m not going to bed with you.
"Why not" because fucking a dim woman is the first step on the downward slope toward bestiality, OK?"
"I`m not dim......... whats bestiality?"
IKYN.
( , Fri 5 Oct 2007, 20:14, Reply)
the inspiration came from a cute but dim tv presenter as aired previously many years before, but still lurking in the archives of my head.
A dim plump girl with a huge crush became a pain, I tried gently to dissuade her, I didnt mind the plump, it was the dim that turned me off and the dogged persistence. ( oops I said dogged)
NO i`m not going home with you and I`m not going to bed with you.
"Why not" because fucking a dim woman is the first step on the downward slope toward bestiality, OK?"
"I`m not dim......... whats bestiality?"
IKYN.
( , Fri 5 Oct 2007, 20:14, Reply)
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