it's the ones you wish you could un-say...
This one is unfortunately from me. I'd gone off last winter with my girlfriend who'd been the love of my life only to find out she didn't want that to continue. Me acting like a twunt for the next three months ensued, but the high/low point came about three weeks after we'd split up: I'm in my bedroom having a kip after a long changover day waiting for the new guests to arrive, and we find out the flight is delayed by three hours so the guests won't be here till 11pm. The sauna is next door to my bedroom and ex-girl decided that it would be fun to have a sauna with a few other of our workmates, so theres a couple of naked boys and girls in the sauna next door giggling and me wallowing in my misery in my room. The shower that I have to use in the sauna room and the chalet I work in is ten minutes up the road. I could have had a shower there but no, I decide to be a pig-headed bastard and tell her to get out so I can have a shower. So I said back to her:

"Well it's not like I want to see you naked again until you've done a few sit ups"

which was about as vicious an insult as I could come up with, being particularly mean as she didn't have a fat belly, but was selfconscious that she didn't have a flat stomach (the rest of her being particularly nicely toned). And it's not like I'm a chiselled adonis of a man myself!

her response to me was, not surprisingly, not to want to talk to me ever again. Can't say I particularly blame her really!

Apologies for deviation. And deviancy, but that's another story entirely.
(Calamity wetter than a fish's wet bits - bloody rain on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 22:43, Reply)