InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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There's a fewOne person told me my natural hair colour wasn't red. From somebody who'd obviously been Tango'd.
I told my housemate back in Boro I was just popping to the loo. He replied "FUCKS SAKE! I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT YOUR ANGRY BEAVER IN THE PAN!"
I get the usual jokes about my appearance. But "speccy" is the best. 'no shit? I'm bespectacled? WHY GOD WHY?'
I don't think they realise I go into the opticians myself or something..
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 0:01,
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