InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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For all you Fuglys out thereWe were standing in the pub, pretty pissed, discussing a girl we all knew who wasn't the best-looking. My mate comes out with the immortal line (imagine it said in a Scottish accent):
"Aye, she's a pure mutant, man!"
After pissing ourselves, we christened her 'X-men girl.' She never did figure out why.
(, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 4:06, Reply)
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