Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Taking Employees down a peg or two
Working for HM finest flying machines (the ones with guns) affords me some management type experience and i frequently berate the lesser of my bunch.
My two favourites are "Who put ten pence in you?" and "Who threw you a bone? fuckoff and fetch"
Normally ends up in them muttering something under their breath and walking away hurrah!
Click i like this if you want to keep a b3ta virgin happy (we're a dying breed y'know)
( , Sat 6 Oct 2007, 8:54, Reply)
Working for HM finest flying machines (the ones with guns) affords me some management type experience and i frequently berate the lesser of my bunch.
My two favourites are "Who put ten pence in you?" and "Who threw you a bone? fuckoff and fetch"
Normally ends up in them muttering something under their breath and walking away hurrah!
Click i like this if you want to keep a b3ta virgin happy (we're a dying breed y'know)
( , Sat 6 Oct 2007, 8:54, Reply)
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