InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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"You've got a reek radius like a nuclear fallout. Cockroaches curl up and die when meeting you."COLIN AND THE FOUL COLON:
I sent everyone in our workplace an essay-long email, chock full with mock science, explaining how someone in our store, if provoked, would smell so badly that they had "a reek radius like a nuclear fallout". I explained in depth (with a mathematical equation hypothesised to estimate his stinkiness, "Rivers' Law of Dynamic Funkiness") how the factors of temperature, humidity, his stress level, the length of time since he showered and since he ate determined the radius of stench around his sweaty and porcine body, and how people could become deformed/burned to a crisp by his radioactive stink, if exposed for too long. He'd always eat PukkaPies on his break, and so anything that stank in that store became known as a "PukkaPong", inspired by the aforementioned chunky monkey.
(, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 10:21, Reply)
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