InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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This Was Why I Was Picked On In School.In school, I took graphic design lessons, because of a wonderfully tangential teacher, who could be provoked to ramble on about anything and subsequently never teach us.
When we took our mock exams he realised how far his rambling put us behind the syllabus, and so he found an old cheat sheet for us to review before we started our tests. It was a quick recap of what we were meant to have learned. It was "idiot-proof", he said. Many times over.
I had a bit of a rivalry with the kid that sat next to me in class, and caught everyone off-guard when I asked the teacher to hand him two idiot-proof sheets.
"Two sheets?"
"Yes. He's so much of an idiot that he'll need the second sheet of paper as his back-up plan."
(, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 11:26, Reply)
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