InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Insults"I couldn't f*ck you with a stolen dick lady"
Jeez...he was sweating like ......
a scouser in Dixons
a gerbil in a gay bar
an Alabama darkie on a rape charge
a darkie trying to cash a bad cheque
All the above tend to provoke extreme reactions in the right circumstances :)
BTW...Never ever ask the "five to two-er" bird you pulled in the night club: "C'mon babe, fart and gimme a clue!"
(, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 11:31, Reply)
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