Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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They threw the wrong bit away when you were born!
You have a cunt like Tonto's saddlebags!
She had a twat like....
a ravaged windsock
a torn out fireplace
a wizard's sleeve
Oh... and a witty retort to any insult:
"Oi cunt!...Sticks and stones may break my bones....but whips and chains excite me!"
I Thank you.
( , Sat 6 Oct 2007, 11:38, Reply)
They threw the wrong bit away when you were born!
You have a cunt like Tonto's saddlebags!
She had a twat like....
a ravaged windsock
a torn out fireplace
a wizard's sleeve
Oh... and a witty retort to any insult:
"Oi cunt!...Sticks and stones may break my bones....but whips and chains excite me!"
I Thank you.
( , Sat 6 Oct 2007, 11:38, Reply)
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