InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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I once called someobe "jaffa"Imagine the scene. Me, and the GF sitting in the pub, quietly having a drink. An old schoolfriend walks in with his other half. I yell out "Jaffa" (his old nick name). He looks around. Both GFs (mine and his) look at me in confusion. When I explain, the girls both piss themselves laughing.
The explanation? Well, the Jaffa oranges are seedless. Sure you can work out the rest.
(, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 12:21, Reply)
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