InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Now that dperren mentions physics teachers...... my own was a legend. His favourites were:
- deviant, usually screamed in response to a wrong answer or having not done your homework - "you DEVIANT!" Usually in conjunction with...
- little herbert
- person of minimal intellect (unusually PC for him)
He probably would have said "waste of a good abortion" too.
My Latin teacher used to call everyone "flossy" regardless of gender.
I went to school with a girl who used the charming expression "sweating like a paedophile in Mothercare".
My favourites at the moment include "cunt of a flying cunt" which I inherited from an ex-housemate, "country music fan", "care in the community" (shared with my mum), "Gary Glitter", and "spazzhands".
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Maladicta, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 13:08,
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