InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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And With The Subtlety Of A Brick, It Ends For Now.The person sitting next to me at a local bar, slurred something like this to a rather whorish beast who wanted to drag any man back home to her place for a "night of fun"; he was the latest target after annoying a few other people: "You're a crazy motherfucking monstercuntbox slut."
The bar went silent as he continued.
"Your pussy's so loose, if I tried to fuck you I might find your ex stuck in there trying to get out."
Drunk genius.
(, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 13:23, Reply)
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