InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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The best one that I heard was in a street where I used to liveA couple were arguing loudly and drunkenly at midnight after the pubs were throwing out. They ended their argument with the man calling her a 'cock sucking whore'. Sadly I was too slow getting to the window to see which of my soon-to-be-left-behind neighbours was the cock sucking whore. For the next six months or so, Capt'n Hood-Butter and I took bets on whether it was the nice young girl from across the road or the skanky old bitch from next door. We never did find out who it was - but I had my suspicions....
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 6 Oct 2007, 16:51,
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