InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Sea CowsA mate of mine in college was at a Fraternity party at the College of Charleston (SC) and he got into a wrastlin' (wrestling) match with a HUGE bastard. This guy had to clock in a close to 400lbs...without much muscle.
So my buddy (who had already been to Airborne school with the Army, so was in great shape) is winding him up and the big'un says "Lets wrastle" in the way only a redneck from a small southern town can say.
My buddy takes him up and we begin to cheer him on. Until...the fat bastard literally smothers him and lands ALL of his gelatinous self on top of my buddy, who can now hardly breathe.
And what did he say? All my buddy could muster was enough air to half-scream "You're a huge dumb manatee!"
When we were done pissing ourselves (because this fat bastard DID look like a great big manatee/sea cow) we did our best to hoist the fat bastard off our buddy who was an odd shade of purple from lack of oxygen. He survived to wrastle no more.
edit: for those unfamilar, here is a pic of a manatee. And Im serious, the fat bastard REALLY looked just like this! www.epa.gov/espp/poster/jpegs/Manatee.jpg
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Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 19:31,
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