InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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My local watering holehas a liquor store next to it, and quite often kids will hang around asking either for a cigarette or if you can go buy them a pack.
My witty response every time is:
"Maybe when you're out of diapers".
Sounds lame, but it usually makes their friends laugh.
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 20:51,
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