InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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insulting northernersI lived in Preston many moons ago and one evening had a bit of an accident with my car; I drove over a good size rock which spat up and fractured my fuel line causing petrol to piss out all over the place. This was outside the club where I had a snooker match.
Anyway I waited for the AA to turn up with a bucket catching the leak. A cab pulled up with a couple of rank looking ladies; they came over and asked what had happened. I explained. They grunted something and... lit up fags. This is about 4 ft from a gushing fuel line.
The cab driver decided he didn't want to be toast and usheredd them towards the club, looked back over his shoulder and said, "Don't worry mate.... you can't educate pork".
(, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 22:33, Reply)
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