Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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The Pointless Little Insults
Calling anyone of a questionably chavvish nature a "phlegmy gobshite" works wonders.
I like getting away with using "proliferous strumpet", whooshes over the heads of American ladies too often.
One Anglophile of an American enjoys using "Cunty McFuckface" and "Fucksocks". Her best friend has the distinction of mixing his curses incorrectly, calling something in a video game a "mother-box". That one's caught on now around the household as a result.
Most pointless insult that upsets this heathen household is calling someone a "televangelist".
( , Sat 6 Oct 2007, 23:01, Reply)
Calling anyone of a questionably chavvish nature a "phlegmy gobshite" works wonders.
I like getting away with using "proliferous strumpet", whooshes over the heads of American ladies too often.
One Anglophile of an American enjoys using "Cunty McFuckface" and "Fucksocks". Her best friend has the distinction of mixing his curses incorrectly, calling something in a video game a "mother-box". That one's caught on now around the household as a result.
Most pointless insult that upsets this heathen household is calling someone a "televangelist".
( , Sat 6 Oct 2007, 23:01, Reply)
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