InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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the greatestI once worked with someone I think may be the greatest curser ever to live. He was a Russian Argentinian, and indeed managed to combine scowling northerly pessimism with passionate latin fervour. He always repeated his curses twice, for maximum effect, in a spanish accent laced with slavonic phlegm, i.e. "THIS IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE THIS IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE" or "STUPID SHITPISS BASTARD STUPID SHITPISS BASTARD!" He actually saved most of his vitriol for inanimate objects, fortunately, and I luckily never ended up on the receiving end of his sweariness. My favorite of all his curses however was not directed at anyone, I think he had hit his thumb with a hammer or something and let out furiously with "COCKSUCKING JESUS COCKSUCKING JESUS!!!!"
I'm sure he can still get into heaven, they are supposed to be very forgiving.
(, Sun 7 Oct 2007, 2:00, Reply)
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