Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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always works
The word "special" added in to a sentence, said in that semi-sarcastic/caring/condescending way that teachers cultivate.
As in "Are you special"? "Do you need your special things to feel better"? "Was your school Special"? etc etc
We even have a guy at work who (thanks to the Captain, yours truly) is now known as "Special Simon".
( , Sun 7 Oct 2007, 8:47, Reply)
The word "special" added in to a sentence, said in that semi-sarcastic/caring/condescending way that teachers cultivate.
As in "Are you special"? "Do you need your special things to feel better"? "Was your school Special"? etc etc
We even have a guy at work who (thanks to the Captain, yours truly) is now known as "Special Simon".
( , Sun 7 Oct 2007, 8:47, Reply)
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