InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Minge related insultsSome of my favourite twat related phrases;
Like...a wizard's sleeve...a horse's collar...a yawning hippo...a badly packed kebab...a pig with it's throat cut. Piss flaps like John Wayne's saddlebags. Flaps like a Lancaster's bomb bay doors.
To describe uninspiring sex. It was like waving a sausage in the Channel Tunnel. (Naval one) It was like waving your kit bag in a dry dock. I nearly strapped a plank to my arse.
She was so hairy, she had a crab ladder all the way up to her belly button.
BTW, all large and unkempt ladies pubic areas should be called pant beards. As in 'Jesus, that pant beard could do with a bit of strimming.'
(, Sun 7 Oct 2007, 10:05, Reply)
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