InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Ah bless!An old school mate of mine only learned to 'swear' in year 9 or 10 after one day it just got too much for him.
We were playing football one lunchtime on the playing fields. One of the other guys tackled my mate and his shoe came off. Being the crazy practical joker this other guy was, he proceeded to steal said footwear and run around the field with it.
My mate, in hot pursuit and non too pleased, finally lost his rag he shouted in the most aggressive voice ever: "Oh just prat off!"
Needless to say many laughs were had at his expense. I think he did get his shoe back eventually but only through pity.
(, Sun 7 Oct 2007, 12:51, Reply)
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