Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Upon the return of Britain's favourite all-girl group
I turned to my brother and said "come on, give us that tenner you owe me."
"Fer wot?" he asks.
"I told you the Spice Girls would get back together before your ex-wife's legs did."
Everyone else in the pub laughed....
( , Sun 7 Oct 2007, 15:05, Reply)
I turned to my brother and said "come on, give us that tenner you owe me."
"Fer wot?" he asks.
"I told you the Spice Girls would get back together before your ex-wife's legs did."
Everyone else in the pub laughed....
( , Sun 7 Oct 2007, 15:05, Reply)
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