InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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more a witty exchange reallyduring the summer i was working in a factory to support my cider habit before i went back to university and the government starts paying for me to drink again
anyway....
i was sealing up some boxes when one of my co workers pops his head round a corner and says
"rob wants to know why you havn't finished that yet"
me: "because robs a wanker"
rob: "i hope your balls fall off"
me: "may you have your hands cut off and then get an itchy arse hole"
he just laughed and said he liked that one
Edit: i once lived with someone who would always say "your mums got a big hand and she shops at aldi"
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Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Sun 7 Oct 2007, 16:14,
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