InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Not an insult as suchbut something that stuck in my head the minute I heard it. I was working in a call centre as a backpacker in Sydney. One of the other teamleaders (the only Asutralian who worked for the company) was talking about one of the girls on my team. It would appear he fancied her when he came out with the following phrase in a management meeting:
"I'd swim through a river of piss and shit with my mouth open just to suck on the dick of the last guy who fucked her."
Quite the compliment really.
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 2:43, Reply)
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