InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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I couldn't resistDriving by a video game store at 11am one fine morning, I noticed a small campsite formed around the front. I remembered that Halo 3 came out at midnight the next night.
I saw fat guys with lounge chairs. I saw fat guys sleeping, I saw fat guys dressed as Darth Vader sleeping in lounge chairs.
I love video games. 10 years before I might have been one of those kids. Today I'm the guy that drove by in his entry level late model luxury sedan, rolled down my window and shouted;
"NERRRRRRRRRRRDS!!!!!!!"
The nerds took it in excellent stride. They appreciated the acknowledgment and gave "the nod."
Later on some other dude realized that most of the defenceless geeks in line had a substantial amount of money on them and robbed them all at gunpoint. But the police caught the nerd burglars.
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 11:16, Reply)
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