InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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If it's song lyrics you're afterThe rather awful, but incredibly popular Scottish country and western singer Sidney Devine, once wrote a song in which he wished ill luck on some adversary. The chorus, as I remember it from 25+ years ago, went like:
May the bird of paradise fly up your nose
May and elephant caress you with its toes
May your wife be plagued with runners in her hose
May the bird of paradise fly up your nose.
Sung in a generic C&W song stylee. I'm sure you know the thing.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 11:46,
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