InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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My ex-girlfriend's new best matecame up to me at a party recently and said:
"Why do you hate me?"
What a great way to start a conversation. I said: "I don't hate you."
"But you don't like me very much do you?"
"You know, that's much nearer the mark. No, I don't like you very much."
I wish I'd left it there, but I was wasted and got drawn into a stupid argument with her, with the ex listening, of course. It began to dawn on me that this whole thing was being stage-managed to make me look bad in my ex's eyes. Eventually I extricated myself by rolling my eyes at her in mid-sentence, and walking away as if she wasn't still talking. And that's about the best insult I can think of.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 11:56,
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