Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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My mate is as pale they come...
He has absolutly no colour at all. On holiday in Spain while the rest of us would be sensibly sitting in the shade, he would be out in the sun as much as possible. No effect. At all.
The first insult slung at him was my mate saying “you look like you’re a corpse.” Of course the next logical step to that was “In fact, you look like you’ve never been alive.”
Hence his nickname “stillborn”….
( , Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:47, Reply)
He has absolutly no colour at all. On holiday in Spain while the rest of us would be sensibly sitting in the shade, he would be out in the sun as much as possible. No effect. At all.
The first insult slung at him was my mate saying “you look like you’re a corpse.” Of course the next logical step to that was “In fact, you look like you’ve never been alive.”
Hence his nickname “stillborn”….
( , Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:47, Reply)
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