Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Best catty exchange EVER.
Scene: two girls doing their makeup; one a very pale blonde and the other a Latina.
Blonde: I need to get more base.
Latina: Why don't you just use White Out?
Blonde: Or better yet, I could do my makeup just like yours and never have a date again!
I left at that point.
( , Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:52, Reply)
Scene: two girls doing their makeup; one a very pale blonde and the other a Latina.
Blonde: I need to get more base.
Latina: Why don't you just use White Out?
Blonde: Or better yet, I could do my makeup just like yours and never have a date again!
I left at that point.
( , Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:52, Reply)
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