InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Cruel, but funny....When I was in my younger teens, there was a little kid with 'learning difficulties' (OK, he was a spacker or a mong or autistic or whatever) who lived next to a mate of mine near where we hung around.
Because he was retarded and we were arseholes (on a level, I suppose!) we thought it was funny to teach him to swear and use filthy words. The best part of which was when he would mix them up and come up with entirely new ones we could use ourselves:
Ditban fukkin' arse
Monkey face cock
Wanking fanny bastard etc. etc.
The favourite one I remember is; Shit grease dog twat! Difficult to find a situation to apply it to, though.
(Bless you Mikey, you were great)
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:52, Reply)
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