InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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My Fatherwas driving past a gay bar in Dublin. With the pub on our left he maintained a steady forward gaze and issued the following classic insult....
Dad: 'See that pub on your left?'
Me: 'Yeah, why?'
Dad: 'Full, absolutely full...of lavender cowboys'
Classic.
I haven't read through the 30 odd pages of insults but Chubby Brown or Manning should be included. I saw Chubby live a few times years ago and his put down to hecklers were top.
'Jesus christ love, if you're fanny is as big as your mouth you'll never get a shag'
(Said to a drunken femlae chav who kept yelling 'Chhhuuubbbbyyyyy' everytime he talked)
'Shut the fuck up, if you were so important all the chairs would be facing you'
(said to another heckler who wouldn't shut up yelling)
He may be outdated in humour now but he was a funny fat cunt live!
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sneep used to date Freddie Starr's hamster, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:58,
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