Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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my dad...
... he always like calling someone a 'cuntrag.' quite imaginative, for him, that was.
we also have a couple of cats at home, and one of them is particularly stupid (when he was a kitten, he used to pee in odd places, leading to the name pissy mcpissypants, which still reduces the missus to tears, but i digress). i once described him as being so stupid that he 'walks backwards, wagging his head.'
( , Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:30, Reply)
... he always like calling someone a 'cuntrag.' quite imaginative, for him, that was.
we also have a couple of cats at home, and one of them is particularly stupid (when he was a kitten, he used to pee in odd places, leading to the name pissy mcpissypants, which still reduces the missus to tears, but i digress). i once described him as being so stupid that he 'walks backwards, wagging his head.'
( , Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:30, Reply)
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