InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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aesthetics discussed over beer.I have had beer out of the nostrils from two friends comments about ladies who might have been lovely people if you hadn`t been put off by the aesthetic aspect.
"Ah they say beauty is only skin deep, but there you see that ugly cuts right to the bone"
on an older lady " she`s no oil painting, in fact she looks more like an etching"
my own overloud substandard contribution on another occasion " christ, do they do beer goggles that strong?"
in the intrests of some balance a girl friend got groped in a crush in a pub , and having shrieked her girly mate said "what was it" at full volume: " it felt like a penis only much, much smaller".
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:38, Reply)
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