Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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mirrors
the best ones happen on the fly, many years ago went to laserium at the london planetarium ( madam tussaud`s) guy sitting behind was trying to impress his G/f and spouting crap loudly about how it all worked ( he hadn`t a clue) I said a few words as I`d paid my money too, and got "I`ve seen some fuckwits in my time....."
"well mate if you will have mirrors in your house it`s inevitable" she started laughing. that pissed on his bonfire.
( , Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:52, Reply)
the best ones happen on the fly, many years ago went to laserium at the london planetarium ( madam tussaud`s) guy sitting behind was trying to impress his G/f and spouting crap loudly about how it all worked ( he hadn`t a clue) I said a few words as I`d paid my money too, and got "I`ve seen some fuckwits in my time....."
"well mate if you will have mirrors in your house it`s inevitable" she started laughing. that pissed on his bonfire.
( , Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:52, Reply)
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