InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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raya mate ray. whilst sitting round the BBQ at lunch on the job site, one of the other blokes is bemoaning the quality of the snags on offer.
"these are just shit and gristle wraped up in skin". rays dead pan response: "they're a lot like you, johnny"
also from ray after a mate lets an offensive fart go in the car. while the rest of us are gagging and roring abuse, ray says without hesiation or any sign that the atmosphere in that car is offensive, and with a tinge of sadness in the voice "well, thats the best part of you gone now brenan".
and finaly, his famous greeting, farewell and agrument stopper:
feel free to/ dont hesitate to/ you can: fuck right off.
all done with and aussy/irish accent. top work.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:32, Reply)
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