InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Drunken insultsWhen I'm drunk (i.e most of the time - I am Scottish, after all) I trade friendly insults with friends and strangers alike. Any fellow Scots will recognize this as 'banter.'
I like to put on a posh English accent and say things like "You, sir, are a rider of cocks" or "You, madam, have a face like a slapped arse." It just makes it funnier, for some reason.
I also love a perfectly timed 'Yer maw!' (or 'Your mother' for any non-Scots) such as,
"What's that smell?"
"Yer maw! Tell her to shut her legs"
I also think that swearing only sounds right if it's in a Scottish accent. Geordies and the Irish also have brilliant swearing accents.
I would apologise for length, but your mother didn't complain about it last night ;)
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 5:20, Reply)
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