InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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I once did some charity work with underprivileged kidsthey were between 8 and 14 years old. We were on the bus with them when two sisters started to argue with each other. Having grown in venom and volume the argument was brought to an abrupt halt when one of the sisters screamed 'Shut up, you smell of period'. That shut the other one right up. Smelly clotty bitch!
Also worked with an Italian girl who had got pushed about by a 'comfortable' women on the tube during rush hour. She told us she didn't know any insults so we told her that next time something like that happens she has to say 'You have a face like a clumsy beekeeper'. If you've ever had that yelled at you on a tube by an angry italian....Ithankyou.
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sneep used to date Freddie Starr's hamster, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:10,
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