InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Not ten minutes agoI was in the cafeteria with a couple of the other engineers and the subject of the guy in charge of that department came up. The guy's unfortunately somewhat incompetent, and really only has the position because he has a PhD. Apparently in France he was able to get his education completely paid for, so when he was unable to get a job he just kept going until he got his doctorate. And now he's over here, running a department.
Dave growled, "You know why he has his PhD, don't you?"
I replied, "Because he has no gag reflex?"
I haven't seen Dave laugh that hard in a long time...
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:58,
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