InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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My mate rachel doesn't take shit.We went out in Reading dressed as robots for my mate's birthday (im on the far left and rachel is the one in the aviators) and ended up in a club, dressed as said 'bots. Although I wasn't. I'd had my box/robot body confiscated as it was a fire hazard, but i was allowed to keep my silver ironing board cover/cape and colander/helmet, and thusly just looked like a mental. But I digress.
Rachel and her big silvery box (insert your own pun) go to the bar and has some guy trying to push in front of her so (naturally) and loudly enough for everyone to hear yells "FUCK OFF YOU CUNT!" Simple, classic, concise. The response has become the stuff of legend. For the wrong reason entirely.
Genuinely, the best he could come up with was "Yeah? Well, see you later... er... you... microwave!"
The night was futher improved on the way home when we accidentally discovered our taxi driver (called pops) kept a massive dildo in an asda bag in his glove box. But that's a story for another day.
actually that's pretty much just the story
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:13, Reply)
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