Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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i coined a pretty special one today...
wank captain. i said that my flat mate emily had used it on me, to general laughter and consternation, and then admitted i'd just made it up to make her look bad.
then we nicked her keys and changed one of her keyrings so it said "wank captain" on one side, and "jizz head" on the converse. good times.
( , Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:58, Reply)
wank captain. i said that my flat mate emily had used it on me, to general laughter and consternation, and then admitted i'd just made it up to make her look bad.
then we nicked her keys and changed one of her keyrings so it said "wank captain" on one side, and "jizz head" on the converse. good times.
( , Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:58, Reply)
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