InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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I'm a bikerand that means I get cut up in traffic fairly often, by people who just aren't paying enough attention. When I get chance, I like to pull up alongside them at the next lights or junction, and point out to them, calmly but firmly, the error of their ways.
"Oi, Erma, did you not see me back there or what?"
As this is delivered quite calmly, they'll often pick up on the odd name and tell me their name isn't Erma. At this point I can crank the volume and point out that:
"It's an acronym - means Excuse for a Retarded Monkey's Abortion!"
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:46, Reply)
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