Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Speaking of "meadow ladies"...
...my friend's ex was a bit of a heifer. His brother referred to her as the "rhinocopig".
I've also used the term "hippopotamoose" myself. But I love the term "coyote ugly" - which for those who aren't familiar is where in a drunken state you've pulled some ugly moose, she's fallen asleep on your arm and you'd rather gnaw your own arm off than risk waking her up.
Or there's "butter face", as in "she's got a hot body but-her-face is nasty".
( , Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:37, Reply)
...my friend's ex was a bit of a heifer. His brother referred to her as the "rhinocopig".
I've also used the term "hippopotamoose" myself. But I love the term "coyote ugly" - which for those who aren't familiar is where in a drunken state you've pulled some ugly moose, she's fallen asleep on your arm and you'd rather gnaw your own arm off than risk waking her up.
Or there's "butter face", as in "she's got a hot body but-her-face is nasty".
( , Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:37, Reply)
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