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Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."

She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?

(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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But they can't help it...
I saw a programme earlier in the year that made me laugh until no sound came out and my sides ached.

Keith Allen took a bus load of kids with Tourettes (not sure if I spelled it right) over to france on a double decker bus, to the place where the condition was first discovered.

In case you have been living on Mars, Tourettes is the syndrome where you can't help shouting expletives, or anything that comes into your head for that matter..The one guy could never play "Hide and Seek" as a kid because he would always shout out where he was! (Bizarrely so are actions such as being stood in front of a cooker and thinking that flame is gonna burn my hand, and then being unable to stop yourself holding your hand in the flame).

The head guy with the condition had another programme done about him as a kid in the 70's where he would go shopping with his mum - shouting she was "A F*CKING WHORE" and "DIRTY SLUT".. anyway, now he has grown into a man in his 30's, he has done work to bring awareness to the condition - and it is this that granted him an audience with Prince Charles no less.

Upon meeting Prince Charles, he shook his hand and shouted "BIG EARED C*NT".. and added the icing on the cake by shouting as Prince Charles moved on to the next handshake.. "DOES CAMILLA TAKE IT UP THE ARSE".

The bus load of mostly teenagers reached their destination and sat in a classroom, while an old French Proffessor waffled on about tourettes... it wasn't long before they started to let rip with every teachers nightmare..
"BOOOOOOOOOOORING" (BORING)
and the classic insult shouted by one lad at the top of his voice..

"COMB OVER".
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:17, Reply)

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