InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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You fucking flower potOnce in Russia and being around 14 and being bilingual and all other russian kids wanted to learn english swear words. They already knew the usual ones so i took it apon myself to teach the extra specailly crazy mad rude ones. These consisted of the following- flower pot, tea bag, napkin (considered ultra rude), corn flake etc. This gang of lads spent a whole summer incorporating these words into their existing vocaburary with halarious consiquences. One memory i will treasure is when a fight started when one kid called the others mum "fucking tea bag slut", a sublime mix of english/russian insult action.
This also worked once in England when some class mate of my sisters wanted to insult my sis in her mother tongue. Not wanting to miss the opportunity I told him the russian for "i love you". This idiot spent the whole day insisting that he loved her. Oh how i laughed....
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 12:38, Reply)
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